To Shell UK, 28/04/11.

If you’re wondering what a police wasp looks like, click here.

To The Football League. 02/04/11.

NOTE: I had to doctor this a bit, as I originally drafted it on Microsoft Word and there were loads of spaces all over the place. The content hasn’t been changed, though.

To Clinton Cards. 29/03/11.

To Jens Hofma, Managing Director, Pizza Hut UK. 30/01/2011.

To the Department for Food, Environment and Rural Affairs. 13/01/11.

View the attached picture of the cat barman HERE.

To Robert Garlock (agent to the stars). 10/01/11.

To the Savoy Hotel, London. 16/12/10.

To Yale Locks UK. 10/12/10.

To the Green Party HQ. 01/12/10.

Dear followers, thank you very much for taking the time out of what I am sure is a hectic and busy schedule to come on here and admire my attempts at changing the world for the better.

As you have no doubt surmised, I have not been active for the past week or so and, as some of the more perceptive ones amongst you will have ascertained from one of my letters, this is due to my preparations for the 2010 Hovergliding World Championships in Mongolia.

It’s a tough group this year, Marcos “The Eagle” Peterson has been drawn to face me in the opening round who, as we all know, famously knocked out five-time world champion Fredward “The Eagle” Curcic at the semi-final stage last year, only to be beaten by Gareth in the final.

So anyway, I just want to say “Thank You” to the ten of you who pressed the “Follow” button on my profile, and that more emails will be on the way either when I can find time to do them, or when I can think of something funny.

Barry xxxxxxxxxx